Himbos, amirite?

been a hot minute. i've been taking my sweet ass time and think i'm finally back and going to re-create my blog. it has been overdue for a while, but i have some time off approaching and that will help give me time to set things up properly.

most of the muse page has been finished but not all the characters have been added. i'll be adding them back slowly over time and will put a poll below to give me a sense for order preference.

expect a post with the new blog link / promo soon.

here is the poll.

meme ‣‣ send me 'slutty +' any occupation and i will choose an fc and create a muse to fill the role status ‣‣ accepting

from left to right - cameron 'cumstache' brandt, bennett 'horndog' horne and jonah 'jackass' mochrie. three fine officers with barely a brain cell between them. they're better left cruising the mall for young and eager recruits with more balls than brains rather than stepping foot on any ocean-bound vessel.

spend most of their day bent over in some back alley behind the mall getting their holes simultaneously reamed and creamed by some future frat bro cock. horndog and jackass having their holes stretched and bred while cumstache lives up to his name with a severe oral fixation - on his knees throating cocks until he earns himself a nice, creamy facial. no better way to lure in prospective recruits than sharing the benefits of joining the navy - having prime access to some of the hungriest holes and thirstiest throats in the military.

shame the majority of their successes are followed with visits from frustrated fathers pissed that their sons have made the cum-drained decision to sign away their futures for a chance to wet their dicks. course the trio are happy to negotiate some cancellations - ending the evening with some thick dilf cock turning their insides - or face - into an multi-generational cum cocktail.

meme ‣‣ send me 'slutty +' any occupation and i will choose an fc and create a muse to fill the role status ‣‣ accepting

gunner banks. a man constantly found zipping up his fly when greeting clientele at the office. when he remembers. probably ends up shaking hands with clients while his cum-stained cock is still hanging out over his bloated balls. his work computer perpetually streaming the sloppiest and filthiest porn while he's painting the underside of his desk like he's reinventing the drip technique.

gunner deals primarily with recently divorced dudes looking for somewhere cheap and easy until they are able to get back up on their own two feet. sleazy is just a nice little bonus he throws in for free. shame it's real hard to stand on your own when your legs are splayed up in the air - vulnerable men making the best cock sleeves for the depraved broker. that charming smile and warm twinkle in his eye hide the hole-breaking dilf hunter gunner is behind closed doors. and it's real nice knowing he has a condo filled to the brim with touch-starved and desperate men who have recently enjoyed the pleasures of an anal orgasm - their hole also filled to the brim with that long and floppy cock he's dragging around between his legs.

his poor prey might be a little less eager to get their holes stretched and throats clogged if they knew gunner is probably responsible for a fair few of their recent relationship changes. dude is a serial wife fucker on the side. no better way to line his pockets and get that dick even wetter than breaking up some formerly solid marriages.

meme ‣‣ send me slutty + any occupation and i'll create a muse to fill the role status ‣‣ accepting

duncan rios. he's gonna be duncan these nuts on your face.

who doesn't love a sailor boy? look at that smile. an all around charmer and undoubtedly the kind to constantly shirk his own responsibilities on-board so he can fuck around with how every many muscled- up hunk passengers catch his eye. working single cruises seem like the perfect place for a whore on the high seas to hunt - a place where he can get his dick wet and his hole stretched. sure. the crew might be bothered with his tendency to fraternise and fornicate while he's on the clock, but they mind less after taking out their frustrations on that tanned and toned ass.

catch him under the captain's table come dinner time giving the proper respect to his boss' thick hog of a cock. can he really call it a day's good work if he hasn't taken every crew members load at least once?

meme ‣‣ send me slutty + any occupation and i'll create a muse to fill the role status ‣‣ accepting

say hello to jacob custos... senior.

earned himself the nickname 'cobb' some years back after an incident involving an ear of corn. he is the less than devoted father of the beloved summer camp stud and is far from the ideal family man. seemingly exists as a perpetual bad influence on his impressionable son. almost constantly cheating on his wife with any assistant, waitress or hostess with a decent set of jugs. but somehow worse is the amount of sexual harassment he dishes out to his male employees - a one-man hostile work environment.

a man in his line of work should learn to be a little more discreet. cobb is easily the most cock-hungry straight guy around despite never fucking around with another man - unless you count those incidents at a glory hole, but he sure doesn't. he's borderline obsessed with masculinity and displaying dominance over other men regardless of whether they are half his size or twice his height. it's pretty obvious cobb will be the most disrespectful top or - more likely - the greediest power bottom whore.

meme ‣‣ send me slutty + any occupation and i'll create a muse to fill the role status ‣‣ accepting

colby deere. best watch out for this walking stereotype. not that colby objects to the raunchy reputation - dicking down the clientele is good for business. he's a hard-worker with a charming smile and apparent allergy to wearing shirts. not that anyone complains while watching him work from the window. seems clients find something appealing about watching his tough and toned physique becoming steadily stained with dirt and dripping wet with sweat. never too long before he's being invited inside to clean himself up with a steaming hot shower.

colby doesn't even make it to the shower half the time. more often woeful wives and housebound husbands have the arboreal adonis' cock down their throat before he's fully past the threshold. lost count of the amount of times he's pushed down and out of sight when the spouses arrives home earlier than expected. feel them trying not to squirm and scream while stirring up their insides from beneath the open window.

trust colby to leave a cunt looking as destroyed as the yard he neglected to finish tending to. don't worry. plenty of hoeing when he's on the clock (and they're riding his cock).