The World We Dream About & the One We Live in Now

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

It's amazing how I cannot draw any conclusions about the age of the student from this. Timeless. Could be any of us, really.

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that