rest is resistance

what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

Inclusivity Win! The Wizard Who Just Electrocuted You To Death Is Nonbinary

Maximalism! Cover your walls with art, clutter your shelves with trinkets and ceramics, fill your corners with potted plants!

You’ve been pwoisoned 👉👈

I KNOW it’s the ides of march, but in order to practice safe social distancing I’m sorry to say that you may want to to consider not getting together with 22 of your closest friends to stab your local least favorite politician

oh, you're neurotypical? does that mean you don't feel empathy? that must be so hard for you. and your parents, they must be so brave and strong. i can't imagine what it must be like. I bet you're like, really bad at math, too. you know, I have a friend who has a cousin who is also neurotypical. I bet you guys would be good friends, even though you have nothing else in common. you poor thing, I wish there was a cure. but I heard on facebook that lowering your milk intake and smelling peppermint can make you less neurotypical! tell me, what's it like being able to read social cues?

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

you wet idiot

Godspeed you! wet idiot