Your Butt's Righteous

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

you MEME miette? you meme her content like the rickroll?

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

New cryptid just dropped. And he's adorable

Another day of being a silly little bitch.

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

a question for other lesbians: would u prefer to be a lesbian housewife or a lesbian breadwinner?

neither , i choose to become a breadwife and my wife is a housewinner. she wins houses on gameshows and i fill them with bread. 

This is a reminder that we need a current physical on your animals to be able to prescribe meds for fireworks. So please don’t wait until July 3rd to call us and then get mad when we have no appointments available. We legally cannot prescribe medications for an animal without an up to date physical exam. No, we cannot make exceptions. So if you have an animal that needs meds for fireworks, call your vet first thing Monday morning and get on the schedule. If you’re lucky you can still get in on time.

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

I’m so used to boomers ruining social media platforms but these fine gentlemen singlehandedly made tiktok worth it.

I love everything about this. They all Get It. They’re doing this comedy thing RIGHT.

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard