bedpole

I love how medieval wizards would write shit like "We all know the testicles are controlled by the position of mars" just incomprehensible king, please continue.

gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it

Whilst you were exploring each others bodies, I was exploring the catacombs

I Am Lost In The Catacombs

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

deadass saw a cringe comp video that said at the beginning "some of the videos are actually funny, ironic or heartwarming because I want you to use your own judgment and learn critical thinking"

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

“no homo”? why the hell not???

the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him

eating him

thank you eating him

@strangegirlsclub

Me vision when I get bump on me noggin