it's like a spaceship

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

I'm 2️⃣7️⃣ YEARS OLD 👵, LIZZIE‼️I've 🚫🙅‍♀️NO💰💵MONEY💸🤑 and 🚫🙅‍♀️NO🤞🏻🙏🏻PROSPECTS‼️😭 I'm ALREADY ⚠️⏰ a BURDEN🏋️‍♀️🫏to my PARENTS 🧑‍🧑‍🧒🤰and I'm😳FRIGHTENED 😱‼️so 🙅‍♀️🚫DON'T 👩‍⚖️👀JUDGE ME, LIZZIE‼️🚫🙅‍♀️ DON'T YOU 🍾💋😜DARE 👩‍⚖️JUDGE ME‼️

ellie thirst edits are so funny because half of the clips used come from objectively the unsexiest scenes in the game. like you do realize not even 10 seconds ago she called her pregnant girlfriend a burden right