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The new comic about grillby?

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

Punk spiderman is such a mood

Rb if you actually liked Venom (2018)

I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.

This is a thing of beauty.

Who is voltron didn’t the avengers kill him in 2014

No, you’re thinking of Ultron. Voltron is the boy genius protagonist in a defunct Nickelodeon cartoon.

You’re thinking of Jimmy Neutron. Voltron is a spherical, electric-type Pokemon from gen 1 that resembles a poke ball.

No, you’re thinking of Voltorb. Voltron is that movie with the guys that rode motorcycles on lines of lights? It looked really like simplistic future tech.

No, you’re thinking of Tron. Voltron is the main antagonist in the Harry Potter fictional novel series created by J.K. Rowling.

No, you’re thinking of Voldemort.  Voltron is the royalty class of vampires from Stephenie Meyer’s infamous teenage fantasy romance series, the Twilight Saga.

No, you’re thinking of the Volturi. Voltron is the company that infamously built all of the bomb shelters in the critically acclaimed Fallout franchise.

No, you’re thinking of Vault-Tech. Voltron is actually a video game reviewer with a robot bird, and is slightly responsible for the flex tape meme

No, you’re thinking of JonTron. Voltron is the main character of the High School Musical franchise who is a basketball player.

No, you’re thinking of Troy Bolton. Voltron is the guy who sang in Disney’s Lion King.

No, you’re thinking of Elton John. Voltron is a state in the northeast United States

No, you’re thinking of Vermont. Voltron is the unit of electrical potential.

No, you’re thinking of Voltage. Voltron was a french Enlightenment writer and philosopher during the 18th Century. 

No, you’re thinking of Voltaire. Voltron is an evil symbiote that fights Spider man.

No you’re thinking of Venom. Voltron is that fire type fox pokemon

No, you’re thinking of Vulpix.  Voltron is a Danish heavy metal band.

No, you’re thinking of Volbeat. Voltron is a distilled beverage composed primarily of water and ethanol, but sometimes with traces of impurities and flavourings

No, you’re thinking of Volvic. Voltron is the leader of the Decepticons, the antagonistic alien race in Transformers.

No, you’re thinking of Megatron. Voltron is a German automaker company founded in 1937.

No, you’re thinking of Volkswagen. Voltron is the Swedish automaker company founded in 1926.

No you’re thinking of Volvo, Voltron is that one dinosaur that’s super fast and has very big and sharp claws.

No, you’re thinking of Velociraptor. Voltron is a treatment with a weakened or dead form of a disease to produce immunity against that disease.

No, you’re thinking of Vaccine. Voltron is a household item used to suck up dust and dirt to keep the carpets of homes and buildings clean.

No, you’re thinking of Vacuum. Voltron is the guy who was in Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

No, you’re thinking of Van Dyke. Voltron is a measurement of the space taken up by matter, calculated as length x width x height.

No you’re thinking of Volume. Voltron is a large black bird that eats dead animals at the side of road

No, you’re thinking of Vulture. Voltron is a subatomic particle with a negative electric charge.

No, you’re thinking of Electron. Voltron is an instrument used for measuring electrical potential difference between two points in an electric circuit.

No, you’re thinking of voltmeter. Voltron is the french word for car.