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Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

...why?

Coffee?

Allergies. Next question.

Circular prose

I did not

It's more rewording?

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

For all my writing friends, especially those doing Nano right now

Today I found out that Mountain Goats aren’t goats and it completely blew my mind.

By which I mean I learned mountain goats, the actual animal, aren’t true goats but a different, closely related creature. I’ve known that the band The Mountain Goats wasn’t formed by goats for over six months.

the goal of hoarding notebooks as a writer is not to USE the notebooks but to feel like they could be used, a mental bolstering tactic such as dragons collecting gold but never spending it.

wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep

anything can be an artform if you care about it enough (this is about me making fun of people on hinge which isnt my fault it's just that theyre so bad at making dating profiles and im so good at heckling)

Life was good when we made dark fantasy films using muppets. No more captain america no more crisp ratt were doing gelflings some more, and those little shits from labyrinth.

The Dark Crystal series was really good but I desperately want to see what kinda fucked up muppets you can make with a $200 million budget

If we give the Jim Henson company $200 million, those felt fucks are going to be sentient

your work is appreciated

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

@paris-aflame Take any movie…😂