Becci Tate

this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here

No one is mad at me for just existing and I will get a good grade in social interaction which is normal to want and possible to achieve

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

okay guys we've all had a lot of fun with the whole "five day work week" thing but let's stop joking around. we only need three. four at the absolute maximum

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

benedick & beatrice. their disdain for the institution of marriage is met with disapproval they do not conform to gender roles the idea of a romantic relationship between them is initially comedic they fail at expressing attraction in every socially expected way they are hesitant to love in public for fear of being mocked & THAT is why they resonate with the queer audience!

their community is like "you will love just like the rest of us" ("in time the savage bull doth bear the yoke" "i hope to see you one day fitted with a husband") & they either won't do it ("i will live a bachelor" "adam's sons are my brethren, and truly i hold it a sin to match in my kindred") or can't do it the way everyone else does ("i cannot woo in festival terms" "i will depart unkissed") & then when they DO court & marry they are not ceding their selves they are expressing a love that is unlike anyone else's & that is fulfilling enough to be worth it!