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It’s #WorldMentalHealthDay. Here’s a reminder to be kind to others, to not be afraid to seek help and that mental illness doesn’t make you weak. The full series is here: http://www.zestydoesthings.com/realmonsters

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

When I try to describe the type of masculinity that I find fucking appealing, it’s this.

Because this is a two-way street. The photographer might be coming up with the pose, but he’s going along with it. He’s not trying to mute it or tone it down. He’s reveling in defying expectations.

So far so boring but then there’s the inside

😂😂i thought thus was the best thing and immediately thought about Cas. I was like okay who the fuck let Cas make birthday cards.

There’s more

I started looking for ones like this one, all black with just white lettering, and came across this one.

(Blurry I know sorry)

I literally started imaging Cas giving this to Dean for his birthday and stood there just staring at the card thinking about Destiel 😂😂

Last one

I can’t I just fucking can’t oml 😂😂

DESTIEL TROPE COLLECTION 2018 Day 5 | Bed Sharing

Chasing Normal | @donovanspen  Rating: Mature Word Count: 16,931 Main Tags/Warnings: Human Castiel, Domestic, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Intimacy, First Kiss, First Time Summary: Dean reevaluates his definition of an ‘apple pie life’ and what that means for him, personally.

Cas has Troubles falling asleep | @suckerfordeansfreckles Rating: General Word Count: 821 Main Tags/Warnings: first kiss, cuddling, fluff Summary: Sammy’s snores, Dean can deal with. He has had enough time to learn to ignore them over the years the brothers have had to share shabby motel rooms. Somewhere along the way, Dean even started to appreciate them, seeing them as a constant reminder that his little brother is alive and (awfully loud, though still) breathing. But one night in a shared motel room, when Dean has had to listen to Castiel rolling and tossing around in his bed for about 30 minutes (though it had certainly felt more like two hours) he finally decides that he has had enough of this and climbs into Cas’ bed.

Survival 101 | @mittensmorgul Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 3,226 Main Tags/Warnings: Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, Cold Weather, Huddling For Warmth, Kissing, heavily implied smut Summary: The bunker’s ancient heater’s given out, but after a long hunt and a longer drive home, they can survive one night with a little chill, right?

Working Out The Kinks | @mittensmorgul Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 8,616 Main Tags/Warnings: Fluff and Humor, Awkward Flirting, First Kiss, Innuendo, the healing power of massage Summary: It’s just another salt and burn for Sam, Dean, and Cas, and it’s not like they’re unaccustomed to the aches and pains that come along with digging up graves and fending off tableware hurled by angry spirits while armed with nothing but decorative side tables. It’s all there in the job description. Luckily for Sam, the woman he’d defended from her own collection of flying Hummel figurines begs to differ. According to her, they all deserve a day at the spa. She insists.

In a World of Steel-Eyed Death | @alxdiamond Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 1,234 Main Tags/Warnings: Captain America Fusion, Captain America Dean, Winter Soldier Cas,  Bed Sharing, Hurt/Comfort Summary: Cas has been back for a week when he crawls his way into Dean’s bed for the first time since he was drafted.

Drunk Cuddles and Sleepy Confessions | @suckerfordeansfreckles Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 2,335 Main Tags/Warnings: Roommates, college AU, best friends, drunk!Dean, mutual pining, love confessions, cuddling, sleepy!Dean Summary: Cas and Dean return to their shared apartment after a long night of partying. Dean is pretty drunk and accidentally breaks his bed, which leads to the two friends sharing Cas’ bed for the night. In the morning, a very sleepy Dean lets some secrets slip.

Silent Night | @blueascend Rating: General Audiences Word Count: 959 Main Tags/Warnings: Fluff Summary: The bunker gets cold around Christmas time. Too cold to be in bed by yourself.

A Thousand Miles to Comfort | @blueascend Rating: Mature Word Count: 3,088 Main Tags/Warnings: first time, road trip Summary: Dean goes on a road trip, looking to run away from his problems. Castiel joins him.

Lammas Night | @pherryt Rating: Explicit Word Count: 50,808 Main Tags/Warnings: Temporary Character Death, Ghost!Cas, Wizards: Dean Cas Sam and Gabriel, Upgraded to TUB Sharing, Fantasy AU, Ghost Porn Summary: Dean and Sam Winchester have spent their whole lives on the road. All they ever wanted was to pass the Wizard Trials and find a place to settle down like normal people for once. But the Trials leave Sam less than well and Dean jumps at the first offer they get. What better way to start their new lives and give Sam a chance to recover than as the official Wizard for a small, simple town? There was no way that Dean could have anticipated that the sleepy little town wasn’t as idyllic as he had been led to believe, that the job entailed more than Chief Crowley would ever admit, that their lives were in mortal danger and oh, that’s right, the ghost of the last wizard who’d undertaken the post was now courting him. So much for the simple life… Dean must now decide by Lammas Night if he will banish or resurrect the ghost of Castiel – but no matter which way Dean decides, they still need to find out what happened to Castiel and why. And will they be next?

We’re Butter Off Together | @whichstiel Rating: Explicit Word Count: 27,207 Main Tags/Warnings: bed & breakfast, case fic Summary: Set immediately after the Season Five episode “The End” this canon-divergent story begins with Dean and Sam heading to the Wisconsin State Fair to check out a butter sculpture of an angel that sounds awfully similar to Castiel. Sure enough, when they arrive the incomplete sculpture looks a lot like Cas - enough so that the Winchesters call in the angel himself to help investigate it. Castiel, upon arrival, is mistaken as Dean’s partner - as in “life partner” - and they’re forced to share a room at a local B&B during the investigation. When Cas falls prey to the dark powers at work, Dean must confront his feelings in order to save Castiel.

The (Not so) Accidental Roomies | @magicknightriderjellyfish Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 4,986 Main Tags/Warnings: cuddling, officemates Summary: Dean thinks he has a good reason to stay away from Castiel. After all, it wouldn’t help their careers if people think they are dating. Which, of course, they aren’t. He’s just helping Cas out and going out for burgers and pies. But no, they’re not dating. Fate or rather, the human counterpart of a cupid then decides to step in to gently lend a hand. Two nights together in one room. Will Dean give in? Or will it just be like another day at the office?

One time when he was 18, he was fishing and found a baby salamander someone had tried and failed to use as bait. It had a huge gash in its side and didn’t look like it would make it. He put it in the bucket he was going to put fish in and took it home, then performed “surgery” on the little guy to mend the gash. It couldn’t move, so my dad fed it and nursed it back to health until the gash was healed. Since he’d taken it in as a baby, it wasn’t equipped to stay alive in the wild, so he kept it in a giant aquarium next to his bed. It stayed alive until my sister was born six years later.

His dad took him deer hunting once when he was in middle school. They hunted all day and never saw a single deer. At the end of the day as the sun was setting, they found one, and my dad yelled at my grandpa not to shoot it because it didn’t deserve to die. He hasn’t been deer hunting since.

Two people I used to be best friends with don’t have stable parents. My dad takes them out for lunch and out fishing regularly, and even though I am not friends with either of them anymore, he still makes time for them as if they were his own kids.

Sometimes I catch him crying at videos of dogs on the internet.

One time he was crying and I asked him what was wrong and he gave me a hug and said there isn’t always a reason. I’ve held on to that.

He told me that if (if) he dies, he wants to die by being drowned in a horde of puppies because otherwise, what’s the point?

He makes sure to say “I love you” to my mom and me every day, because he once told me he never once heard it from his parents as a kid.

Saw my mom looking at a bird, so he found out what kind of bird it was and drew a picture of it for her.

Heard me crying after a hard day and brought me a box of milk duds, because even though I’m lactose intolerant, it was an occasion on which they were needed.

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!