TIRE-IRONS&CROWBARS

(pt. 2)

love this big fucking loser

THE BAT-KIDS 🔍

clark: 😦

"Wait, how many churches have you punched people in??" "Zero. I took one." "Oh, god. Of course you did." Tim being both amused and horrified by Jason's stories is PEAK little gremlin and big gremlin brother energy.

My first reaction was that Bruce having a letterboxd is ooc but you know what, i can actually totally imagine that after Bruce learned Tim is bi, he did very meticulous Research on lgbt issues like he researches any issue that is relevant to his current Mission, came across an 'lgbt themed movies you should see' listicle, booked 2 hours from his hectic schedule, and sat down with a stern face to watch highly acclaimed Weekend (2011). And after he was done he diligently logged in his letterboxd and gave it 5 stars where his son can see it. So that from Bruce's perspective Tim would know he's loved and supported without Bruce actually needing to verbally express it or have a hard emotional discussion. Yeah that's exactly what happened

Oh my godddddd I’m in real tears right now because, Bruce goes off on some batshit mission, and Jason’s immediately like WHY IS ROBIN NOT STOPPING HIM BY BEING THE LIGHT TO HIS DARK!? DUKE, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! and Duke has to point out, are you FUCKING kidding me, JASON “I DIED AS ROBIN AND CAME BACK AS A VILLAIN JUST TO TRY TO MAKE BATMAN KILL THE JOKER” TODD? I feel like this is both the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and a deep look into Jason’s unshakable belief in the idea of Robin’s role as the one that keeps Batman from walking too far into the dark, that it may not be Jason’s role anymore, but he still believes that it’s a needed role.

Personal fix it, don't worry about it.

Inspired by @its-toast-time's post here describing Jason as 'built like a fridge'

obsessed w bruce acknowledging in his internal monologue that jason is just so unhappy lmao

Jason: If Bruce calls, tell him I died but make sure you really sell it.