if your teenage years were really boring its just because god wants you to peak as a milf

Concept: Mulder making sure he shaves his face before a date with Scully because he doesn't want to scratch her inner thighs while eating her out.

Also a concept: Scully requesting Mulder not shave for a day or two because she wants him to scratch her inner thighs while eating her out.

Wait, am I supposed to NOT be one of these at any point?

f u c k

oh god I know right

wait this isn't normal? lemme go reevaluate my mental health for a quick sec

Ok but what happens when you’re all of them at the same time for your entire life? Asking for a friend

All hills are silent if you think about it

Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch

tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon

go on, i dare you