Imperfection is Beauty

Dayna: What?

Me: her middle name is Pearl

Life’s “Unanswerable” Questions (Can you answer these?)

What is the speed of dark? There isnt one.

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? because it reacts to air so if you leave the lid off for long enough it will.

Can you cry underwater? Yes, you just cant tell.

If marbles are not made of marble, then why are they called marbles? Because originally they were made from marble.

If a tree fell in the forest and there was no one around to hear it, would it make a sound? Yes, just no one would hear it.

If you ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? Impossible but if It was it wouldnt work because you would be eating your toungue which has the taste bud on it.

If you try to fail at something, but end up succeeding at it, what have you done? You have succeeded at failing to do something.  

What is the color of a mirror? It is a reflective silver colour as it is metal/ metallic paint but if you are in a red room it will reflect the colour and appear red

What happens if you’re in a car travelling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights? Firstly you cant get a car the speed of light but if you could according to scientists if a car was travailing 0.999 the speed of light, the headlights would work as normal.

Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouth closed? We can its just easier to do it with our mouth open because it opens your eyes more.

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? Your age wouldn't change, if you were 8, you would be 8. You just wouldn't know

If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing? Well I think after a while people would realise that their friend/family member/ acquaintance has been missing!