I like my jeans destroyed

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond

men will watch 4 quentolin tarantula movies and put film critic in their bio

Plop Function was my favorite movie of all time

when i first watched orphan black i remember thinking ‘wtf is her accent supposed to be it sounds like some weird english-canadian-irish hybrid’ and then it turned out she was born in england, lived in canada and was raised by an irish woman and thats when i realised the power of tatiana maslany 

I can’t believe all these bops were released in the same year

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion