be(a)rnadette

I don’t get laid at all!

HEY

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

Stopped dressing as femme and instead kind of like a douchebag and now women are throwing it at me

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

oooooh i got plany of disk space

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck