Robot Mothgirl Hours

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

you know what? no. fuck you. fuck you *unfucks your elf*

I have nothing

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

The thing about being TF'd into a succubus is that I actually really enjoy having a hot demon body, but that's the only part of me that anyone cares about

I also know how to fix bicycles. Have you considered that the sex demon chained up in your basement might have career aspirations that don't involve fucking you?

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭