The Life Of Bryan

we all got to post more gay shit

On it boss

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

if you’re trying to explain something to your friend who has adhd try sucking them off sloppy style!

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

lmaoo you’re just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you’re not

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

happy pride month to this post specifically

my doctor when i tell them it hurts when i pee

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

I take care of dragon

????? what dragon

The fucking Home Depot music oh my god

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection