Vidya Games

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

Lmaoooooooo

finding out people dont usually add numbers by first adding something to make a ten (for example 7+6= 7 plus 3 is 10 plus another 3 is 13) & that its actually an adhd thing is the WILDEST shit literally ive lived like 10 years (or however old i was when i learned to add and stuff) thinking thats how everyone does it. what the fuck

WHAT

What? How the fuck do other people count? 

Technically speaking, anti-vaxxing does work. You can’t develop autism if you aren’t able to live past the age of four.

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

whats a king to a bard

Thats literally a dnd skill

Vicious mockery at sixth level

this ain’t it chief

“#he looks like the walmart version of Legolas“ 

A cinematic masterpiece.

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

* on me

* me on

*me home country roads

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now