"It's alright, Carter."

john carter + season five appreciation

I could be a competent surgeon. I could learn the techniques, the mechanics. But I'll never be a great surgeon. Dr. Anspaugh, I could be a great doctor. A doctor who spends time with his patients, who's there for them. I'm good at it. Really good. I could make a difference in people's lives. Don't make me give that up. Please don't make me waste it.

"𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑀𝑟. 𝐶𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟."

less than a month to go boys

This is the goofiest legendary Pokémon I have ever seen. It has giant wheels but just prefers to run on its legs. It’s weird antennae turn into wings so it can awkwardly fly through the air. It has bisexual pride decals. I’m going to name this guy Bi-cycle and give him so many treats and treat him like a king. No one understands this creature like I do. I adore this creature. I love you Koraidon.

THEY’RE LITERALLY PRIDE LIZARDS .

I love this anxious little olive

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[Boreholes or rocks to worry about.]