The Landfill

official cephalopod post

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

I got hired to do a stand-up comedy set at the trope villain convention. It was a great gig. Really appreciative crowd. They were absolutely cackling the whole time. It was a little weird at the end though when all of them stood up and started clapping very slowly, before saying, in unison, "Well done, my friend. Well done."

One of them said he really liked how relatable my comedy was. Apparently it made him feel like we're not so different, he and I.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

I just know that rocky won arguments sometimes by claiming that things he did were normal eridian behavior and he is SWEATING the closer he and grace get to erid