you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

I don't want to escape the cycle of death and rebirth. I love it here. I'll be anything at all

parents get to be an indirect cause of like most if not all of your emotional and social issues and then when you bring it up to them theyre like oopsies i forgor about all that✨

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love