sweaty elf girl

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

🦎

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

sorry i barked when i saw your happy trail do you still want me

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

we could flirt a little as friends

I think you’d look cute sitting on my lap with my fingers in your mouth and your drool running down my arm.

i think we should talk about degendering more as a very real form of transphobia. you should not be calling a trans woman "they" when she's explained her pronouns to you. you should not be calling her a "person" instead of a woman. she's not too gnc, she's not too androgynous, you're not "confused" about her identity, you're degendering her. I fear we've gotten to a point we've forgotten the very basics of this movement is "trans women are women" and "trans men are men", and not just "trans people are someone who's pronouns you have to memorize so you don't offend them." you see her as a man in a dress and it pisses me off

honestly I think more giant monsters should sound like this!

Haven’t had any help in days, haven’t eaten since yesterday morning at work lol.

it’s just me and the song i choose weekly to play six thousand million times against the world

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

Cant wait for bottom surgery so i can finally think with my pussy

kneeling trying to worship this tgirl who achieved apotheosis but she keeps asking me if shes annoying even though her radiant golden eyes can pierce through to the very depths of my soul. id hug her but im afraid her halo would burn me if i touched it