junie 2: the shittening

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

i don’t think enough of you were weird abt my butt so. be weird abt my butt again. okay?

date where u take me into the woods and teach me how to shoot a pistol

date where you take her into the woods and bully her relentlessly for not knowing how to shoot a pistol

honestly pretty prime bullying opportunity. you would presumably have a gun and i wouldn’t. what could i do about it. nothing. id be so helpless >~<

lesson 1: a pistol is a type of tool you use to inspect a girl's mouth and brush the hair out of her eyes.

date where u take me into the woods and teach me how to shoot a pistol

date where you take her into the woods and bully her relentlessly for not knowing how to shoot a pistol

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

getting nic sick and throwing up all over myself as I run away screaming from a large human flesh arachnid skin walker

The trans girl with no abandonnment issues would like you to hold her close and promise you'll never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever leave

I wanna see the look in someone's eyes when they realize they finally have me where they want me and they can stop the act they've been putting on. I want to hear alarms in my head the I watch you padlock the door behind us. I wanna ask about it politely, expecting the same kind and reasonable answer you would have given me just 5 minutes earlier, only to be told to shut up and take my clothes off. Almost attempting to run away before I spot a taser in your hand. I wanna see that feral look in your eyes when you know im completely helpless. I want you to rub it in, I want to be taunted, I want to told how easily it would be to kill me, how stupid i was for putting myself in this situation. I need this before I die.

hey i'm sorry i called you knotpocket the first time we met. if i had known how many litters you'd carry for me i would have called you puppymill instead