requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
âWowâŚIâd want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.â / âDo birds ever sit on you and get confused?â / âHey, Groot.â
âIâm not short. Iâm fun-size.â
âGood, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.â
âI donât appreciate your height.â
âI CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.â
âIâm not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.â
âI KNOW you can see me.â
âUhâŚyouâre blocking me.â
âCan you lift me for a second?â
âSlow down! I have short legs.â
âI have a super power. Itâs called, my head never hits the ceiling.â
âHave you seen him/her/them? Heâs/sheâs/theyâre like a mountain.â
âI always win at hide and seek.â
âIâve always looked up to youâŚliterally. Actually, can you sit down?â
âHeels make me feel powerful.â
âDo tall people haveâŚbig..hands..?â
âI might be short, but my ego is huge.â /Â âI might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.â
âI canât reach your face, but I can kick your junk.â
âYou donât know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.â
âIâm afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.â
ââHow is it ironic that Iâm afraid of heights?â
âDoes my height offend you?â
âLet me reach that for you.â
âYou canât slap me if you canât even reach my face.â
âIâm not tall, youâre just the size of an Oompa Loompa.â
âHuh? Who said that? I canât see anyone.â
âItâs impossible to hide from you.â
âNo, I donât play basketball.â
âIâm not slowing down because youâre short.â
âYouâre like a cute little fairy.â /Â âYouâre like a small, terrifying gremlin.â
âMy legs are long and sexy.â
âIâm not looking down on you. Except literally.â
âAw, you look like a kid. How cute.â
âBeing small makes you optimal for carrying.â
âYou know what comes in small packages? Grenades.â
âAll the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.â
âWhy are you standing on the counter?â
âI may be tall, but my temper is short.â /Â âI may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.â
âYou donât know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.â
âLet me block the sun for you.â
âHey, short stack.â / âWhatâs up, shorty?âÂ