PG Memes

Customer to Customer:

“What do you want to order?”

“Do you want to split this appetizer?”

“Oh, what you got looks good. Can I try some?”

“Why do you always order the same thing?”

“I think I’m going to try something new today.”

“Do you want to get a dessert?”

“Let me pay the bill.”

“Can we split the bill?”

“That was really good food.”

“We’re going to eat here again soon right?”

Customer to Waiter:

“Could I get a refill please?”

“Um, could we have a few more minutes to decide?”

“What would you recommend?”

“We’re ready to order!”

“When will our food be out?”

“Why is it taking so long to get our food?”

“Oh, this looks delicious, thank you!”

“We’re ready for our bill!”

“You’ve been a wonderful server tonight.”

“I think we’ll come again since the service is so good!”

Waiter to Customer:

“Welcome! Let me show you to your table.”

“What would you like to order?”

“We have a wonderful special today if you’d like to hear about it.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, I’m afraid we’re out of that.”

“Would you like a refill?”

“Sorry for the wait, your food will be out soon.”

“Be careful, this plate is hot.”

“Would you be interested in some desert tonight?”

“Are you ready for the bill?”

“Please come again!”

Waiter to Waiter:

“Ugg why are we so busy tonight?”

“The customers are being rude again.”

“Look how much I just got tipped!”

“I have to give someone a refill, could you grab my other table’s food for me?”

“What’s going on in the kitchen? The food’s coming out really slow tonight.”

“I really need to use the restroom. Can you cover for me for two minutes?”

“Gosh I’m so hungry. Wish I could eat the food I’m serving!”

“How much longer until your shift is over?”

“Why do you always get the best tippers?”

Reluctant:

“But I hate taking out the trash!”

“Can’t we do this tomorrow?”

“Why do I always have to be the one to vacuum?”

“But nobody likes cleaning the bathroom!”

“It’s so much work.”

“What if I want to live in a pig sty?”

“Okay, hear me out. What if we just didn’t do it?”

“Who cares if it’s a mess in here? No one ever comes over.”

“I’m doing it! Why does it matter if I’m going slow?”

“Can’t we take a break?”

Cooperative:

“I’ll do the laundry if you take out the trash.”

“Let’s see, what’s next on our list?”

“Let me help carry that.”

“Thanks for grabbing that for me.”

“Oh, sure I’ll do the vacuuming. I love to vacuum.”

“Wait ... have we forgotten anything?”

“Do you need help folding the laundry?”

“I think we’re almost done!”

“Wow the house looks nice now!”

“I think we work really well together.”

Responsible:

“Come on, five more minutes, then we’ll take a break.”

“Maybe no one comes over because it’s always a mess.”

“You might want to live in a pig sty, but I don’t.”

“No one wants to clean the bathrooms. That’s why we’re doing it together.”

“Okay, if you don’t want to take out the trash, then get started on the laundry.”

“Please stop stalling and just do it.”

“Maybe it’d go by faster if we put on some music?”

“If you’d stop complaining we’d be halfway done by now.”

“I’m not going to do all this by myself again.”

“What are we baking again?”

“Are you sure we have all the ingredients we’ll need?”

“Whoa, that’s way to much flour!”

“Be careful not to get any egg shell in the bowl.”

“Don’t taste that yet! It’ll taste really bitter without any sugar in there.”

“This is why I told you to start the mixer off slow. Now we have batter everywhere!”

“How long does it take to bake?”

“Be careful, that’s hot!”

“Ouch! That was hotter than I expected.”

“Now comes the fun part. Decorating/frosting!”

“We should bake more often.”

“Wait, where are we?”

“Maybe we should look at a map.”

“Are you sure you know where we are?”

“We should ask for directions.”

“I think we’ve already seen that rock. Multiple times.”

“This sign would be more helpful if it was in a language I could understand.”

“I would use my gps if my phone still had any power left.”

“We don’t need any directions! We can do this ourselves!”

“It’s that way! I ... think.”