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used to be called SexAdviceGoddess, but that is inaccurate and overly pretentious. Still if you have any sex education worries or weird questions, feel free to throw em at me. or questions about anything. Just a premed student trying to not drown in anxiety :) Also any frenchies looking for a conversation partner in french/english hit me up, je suis heureuse bavarder toujours.

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anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

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hold this L brenda

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reblog if your blog is bisexual positive

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being lactose intolerant but obsessed with dairy products

ftafp

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

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sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

world-of-cats

batcoins

It’s pumpkin season guise.

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FEED THE PUMPKINS

chasekip

so they released a few videos on how pokemon follow behind you in Pokemon Let’s Go and its like:

Venusaur jumping like a frog!! good stuff i can support this

Electrode just slowly rolls behind you, can’t ask for much from this round friend!

…then it cuts to Caterpie and just

IT CANT EVEN KEEP UP. I’M DEAD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS WORM

PICK IT UP OR SOMETHING AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME CONSTANTLY SLOWING DOWN SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GUILT OF LEAVING MY DEFENSELESS WORM BEHIND ME???

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Charlie Brooker: Hey so lookie here here’s two episodes of Black Mirror where white characters murder, torture and inflict pain on people of color for profit and to protect their own privilege and power, I wonder what it could be providing commentary on??? Eh??? nudges them in the side

White audiences and critics:

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being a soft sleepy horny crybaby 24/7 is hard work but someones gotta do it

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mrkanman

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

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then I freaked it

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woodygaythrie

I’m not sure how people walk away from certain episodes of Black Mirror thinking the main point is, like, “iPhones are bad and technology is scawwy!!” And not “in capitalist systems and institutions where inequality persists, technology will be exploited to enforce the status quo”

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