Beo’s Really Annoying

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

i’d sell you all for a DVD release of the passenger

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

The Passenger would’ve been 100x better if Benson licked his thumb after wiping Randy’s tears.

randy bradley is really a psychological marvel because what do you mean this kid accidentally causes a horrible accident, had his main takeaway be it's bad for him to want or do anything and any act of his will is evil, spent years trying to be as passive as possible so that no one will get hurt because of him again, then his coworker brutally murders his three other coworkers, says "oh yeah I killed them because of you. because you're so passive and never want or do anything," gets kidnapped and psychologically tortured by this guy for a day, and somehow swings around and becomes a normal well balanced person afterwards. what a guy.

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"