benson takes randy hunting for deer and shir but by the end of it it’s benson chasing randy through the woods

may not be a popular take but i think randy bradley really likes 80s power ballads. shaking like a wet dog to benson's cds because he wants to be staring at his ceiling fan listening to phil collins

benson acting like a big grumpy dog all the time, just sighing loudly alllll the time when randy isn’t giving him enough attention

randy watching benson over-erotically clean the barrels of his shotgun while theyre waiting for the sun to go down in a motel room they broke into

Randy running away from home and driving through a small town when his car breaks down and the only mechanic is Benson. Randy only has enough money for a seeding motel room for the night but that's alright because Benson is willing to accept other forms of payment

I love fanfiction because sometimes The Character needs to be held gently and sometimes they need to be beaten to death with a club. and you 🫵 can make both of those happen. for free

but would you disappear with me?

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you