I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

Saw an ad the other day that was like having trouble concentrating at work? Try granola! And for a moment I was like ah a wholesome advertisement... Granola... Good for your brain... Anyway turns out that's the name of an AI assistant

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

No, you don't get it, your hyper-masculine buff character wants to wear little lace panties. I'm not making him do anything.