Sniped Ya

@bdffsimonmonroe

I've been away from this hellsite for months and this is the post you choose to tag me in? What kind of shitty shakespearean betrayal is this?

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

ecologist here! the roaches are thriving because they have no natural predator in your house. you can correct this imbalance by eating them :)

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

When you finish reading a really long fic and don’t know what to do with yourself

This mother is my favorite person. The calm execution, the perfect delivery, priceless

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

This is kind of like when you’d get made fun of for liking “weird” things in middle school and then several years later some famous person would be like “remember -blank- it was so funny lol” and then suddenly all the people who made fun of you for liking blank are like wearing 35 dollar tee shirts with blank on them and posting blank for clout