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people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

Schrodinger’s gunchucks

However you think this story will end is wrong

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

YES. I will reach this level of petty. Grandma-ma, fuck it up.

gramma esther destroyed him