lifter

Perks of dating me: I’ll lift you expensive gifts, just don’t ask where they’re from 😇

When you use the fake phone call method to get out of a store. Call haul

When you lift everything in a store all haul

when you come home and dump everything on your bed sprawl haul

when u lift cough drops halls haul

Fight the system

Reblog this is you were lifting BEFORE you found the shoplifting community on tumblr

lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

everyones apartment would be one of the little shops. a small community

I call the big anchor stores I’m gonna hang out with the mannequins at sears

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

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seriously have nothing to lose

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

honestly just reblogging bc money turns me on

me too^

Hahahahaheheheh

LEXI OH MY GOD