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no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Minor Ulta haul

Smashbox primer $36 x 3 Too Faced chocolate bar $49 x 2 Naked Smoky $54 x 2 Urban Decay 24/7 glide on lip pencil $20 Anastasia brow pencil in Granite $23 Anastasia brow gel $22 x 2 Pore Fessional primer $31 x 2 Urban Decay De-Slick makeup setting spray $30 Pore Fessional license to blot $20 x 2 Smashbox Camera ready BB water $42 Smashbox Studio Skin $42 Stila one step helix primer $36 Tarts BB tinted moisturizer $36 Philosophy total matteness $41 Too Faced chocolate soleil $30 Too Faced La Creme lipstick $22 Urban Decay lipstick $22 x 2 Smashbox lipsticks $20 x 5

🔧🔨💡super pragmatic IKEA haul💡🔨🔧

So, I figured out how to lift basically a full bag of any small items you want… it’s hilariously easy.

1) Bring a big ass handbag with an inflated gallon size ziploc or two inside.

2) Start shopping like a normal person, but make sure to pick something up soon after entering. Grab a yellow shopping tote, and put the item inside.

3) Hold the tote so that it covers your handbag. You want to make sure they don’t notice how full/empty it is.

4) Keep shopping. Grab what you want and also a few bulky decoy items. Ideally, play a little tetris to keep things compact now, so you can jumble stuff up and make it take up more space later.

5) Go find a bathroom and do your thang. They’re not monitored, but try not to waltz in with your bag if an employee is right there.

6) Very important tips: keep your feet pointed forward and stay sitting if at all possible. Make sure to check your bag for lumpiness. And don’t make noise when it’s quiet! The hand dryers are super fucking loud, just do as much as you can while they’re running and wait in between.

7) Keep shopping to the exit. DO NOT MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE CHECKOUT AFTER EXITING THE BATHROOM.

8) You can ditch your decoys and walk, but tbh, I’ve never seen anyone not buy shit at IKEA, and I feel like it would be suspicious. Buy at least a couple things (with cash!) You have 90 days to return them if you need to.

So anyway, I finally got a ton of stuff to improve the lighting in my shitty apartment (and a replacement for my broken can opener lmao). Here’s the damage… 😈

💡 kitchen cabinet lights and cords and shit - $177 (yes, really. those under-cabinet lights are $40 each, what the actual fuck)

💡 light strip for closet - $15

💡 spotlights for bedside shelf - $15

💡 accidental extra power cord - $5

💡 furniture glaze - $15 (they were out of stock of the one color I wanted… so I angerlifted every other color. lol what am I going to do with these?)

💡 adorable tiny USB lamp - $5

💡 can opener - $4

💡 8 packs of drawer knobs (not pictured) - $24

OUTFIT ✨ okay basically go for the complete opposite of what you’ll usually wear, but still look basic - probably sounds confusing but that’s my fault, basically think this everytime you’re picking out a lifting outfit : if I go on the news, I want people to think ‘that doesn’t look like [Y/N]!’ If you usually wear crop tops and shit wear something that’s more Nana style or conservative - vise versa (I suggest to always bring some kind of coat or jacket with you - even a fucking flannel or light cardigan if its hotter) wear something different each time you lift from the same place, or just in general. I can’t stress this enough

If you have itty bitty tiddies stuff your bra, if you have big ol tiddies try to make them look smaller or wear something that doesn’t do them justice lmao (I often wear lose fitting clothing). Change this up too!! Go once with huge boobs then again with no boobs.

MAKEUP ✨ -fRECKLES!! freckles can drastically change a persons face, if you don’t have any - draw them on and cover your face in them!! Mine usually end up looking like acne but that’s fine! They’ll look for someone with excess acne and that’s not me ((: I use a brown eye pencil or brown eyeshadow or eyebrow shit to dot it on my face - blend it a little so it looks more natural then go over it with a translucent setting powder.

- EYEBROWS!! eyebrows also drastically change your face (: if you have thin or invisible brows tHEN LUCKY YOUUU!! Make them any colour you want, change the shades each time. Arch them differently, play around with thickness (: just make your eyebrows darker and thicker than what they naturally are. If you want to make them look natural then fill them in a little messier and mess up the hairs.

-CONTOUR!! your literally changing your facial bone structure … fuck it upp, go above and beyond!! Make it look like your a completely different person

-fALSE LASHES!!! again, go above and beyond ! make it look like they’re not your eyes

-FOUNDATION use one that’s a shade lighter or a shade darker than your actual skin tone. Get a fake tan/tanner if you can or if you want to!

Put fucking moles and beauty marks on your face lmao idc just look different!!

ACCESSORIES✨✨ - Fake nose ring (no septum or anything that’ll bring attention to you! Just a plain boring ass hoop on your nose) if this fits in with your aesthetic then yay! But if you feel it looks out of place on you then skip it (:

-Glasses ! Again this can drastically change someone’s face. Wear different glasses each time, or switch it up if you just have two pairs. Go without them sometimes then the next time go with them on

HAIR ✨✨ -Part it differently each time

- Go once with it up then the next time have it down (do different styles with it up, braids, buns, ponytails, idk what else lmao)

- Make it a different texture/style each time. Curl it, krump it, straighten it

- fake bangs or get them out of the way

- If you have wigs use them!! 100%

- Extensions if you have them !!

Who wants to be an SB forever? The goal of being an SB is to set yourself up so you don’t ever have to worry about money again. Chanel bags, Dior glasses, and Louboutins are nice but they will not keep a roof over your head and food in your fridge. Have 2 or 3 key pieces of designer items that you switch out until the important things are taken care of, then go crazy!! :) Here are some suggestions, tips, and tricks on what to do with your allowance so you don’t have worries. 💁🏽

RENT/MORTGAGE (right away)

Your SD should minimally be paying your rent on a monthly basis. On any level, he should help you pay for your house, condo, or apartment.

Here’s a story about a friend of mine we will call her Candy. She’s had an SD for about 2 years, this man is generous to her in so many ways but one way he has been generous is buying her a $1.1m condo in cash in her name. Now Candy has a fully paid for condo in a major city and a roof over her head. I know and have been in shaky situations. Many SD can’t always be that generous. But on other levels, suggest your SD pay several months to years of your rent in advance. If he’s genuine this won’t be a problem and you will be stress free.

ROTH IRA/STOCKS/BONDS (right away)

Ladies, this one is important. Every month put money away, even the smallest amounts, into some type interest bearing account. When your money is making money, that’s where real wealth comes from. Be smart! We do not want to depend on these men for life. Even if we do choose to continue dating affluent men forever, which I definitely will 💰💸😍.

BUSINESS (after a few months/year)

Figure out some business you can start, and if you are not sure, ask your SD for help. He did become successful in some way. He either has the financial resources to make your business happen or the network. Tap into it. This will help you in the long run!

COLLEGE (right away)

Having college debt is the worst, talking from first hand experience, so having your daddy pay for your college experience or cover debt you’ve already occurred will be great for your credit history and help you with your future.

BUILD YOUR CREDIT (after a few months/year)

Once you’ve built trust, you can ask your daddy to add you to his credit line. This doesn’t affect his credit and only builds yours. Especially if he’s paying for it, of course. This is a good option for some daddies who don’t want constant cash transactions. You can also have a combo of both, cash and credit. Be creative 💝

All of these tips, tricks and suggestions may not be found in one daddy. Have as many as it takes or one but ladies lets build our futures the right way! :)