..and then I woke up

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

happy tdov

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

It says watch with sound on and I have to share that I immediately and seriously regret hearing the sound(s) of this video so you do you.

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

I’m pretty sure this is a joke, though? There’s no way a film director actually thinks this is how a millennial/gen z would act. Almost 100% the director was just doing a funny.

yeah its not funny

remember how the hippie victims in the original texas chainsaw massacre weren’t walking strawmen and felt like irl people and were genuinely likeable for the most part, and how the whole movie was basically a cynical reflection on american society in the aftermath of vietnam and watergate? lol

also for the record I think the visual setup of “everyone whips out their phones” is funny but “try anything and you’re canceled, bro” is absolutely both written and delivered like a cop trying to buy drugs from high-schoolers

So this isn’t a fucking parody are you kidding me

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

When they said it hands you your ass on a plate, it hands you your motherfucking ass on a plate!

How in the actual hell