Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

the lion is looking at his bank account

the...the lion.... ohhh the lion....

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information