[monkey noises]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

I got a paragraph in and went, "oh, fuck you."

Chorus: THEY CANNOT STAND THE PARODIES OF "MODERN MAJOR GENERAL!"

only sports anime can pull of a fist bump with the emotional intimacy of a kiss

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

Promare is the only movie to ever straightbait, and it’s hilarious. Hero McHeroguy had a little moment at the lake with Sidekick Girl where they look into each other’s eyes, but then an hour later he’s just straight up kissing Prettboy Rival. Like. Okay. Go for it!