When the brand-new Siennese ship Viareggio is sent to deal with some corsairs on an island near Bajor, everything seems like it's going swimmingly. But after she enters a vicious storm in the Atlantic and exits it just southeast of Australia, her intrepid crew must set about on a long journey home. Along the way, they will encounter sea monsters, ghost ships, islands with all manner of peoples, and a massive zombie pirate fleet bent on taking the vessel and everything on it!
Caterina Jacobini: Basically just Janeway’s character in the da Vinci simulations, I guess.
Seven o’ Nine: Cured zombie.
Mr. Neely: A Scottish castaway who has invented strange new recipes from the limited resources of his island.
Kes: A mermaid who kept Neely company while he was stranded.
Tuvok: A member of the ancient Cult of Vulcan, which was blessed with great wisdom and long life by the eponymous Roman fire god.
Tom of Paris: A wisecracking, occasionally irresponsible, but talented helmsman.
Ha-jun Kim: Fresh-faced, eager eternal ensign.
Chalmecatl: A Nahua former pirate captain who raided Spanish galleons, now Jacobini’s second-in-command.
B’Elanna Torres: A half-human, half-shark engineer. I thought a tiger shark fit her personality best.
Probus: A ghostly Roman doctor kept in a terracotta jar.
Queen of the Dead: Leader of the zombies pursuing the ship, the Queen is determined to reassimilate Seven.
Naomi Whaleman: “How do I put a new spin on Naomi? … Screw it, just make her a narwhal.”
Icheb: Another de-zombified crewmember, recognizable by the barnacles permanently embedded on his nose and forehead.
Probus’ mobile emitter: crab
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