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Barbarian: *walks into an abandoned building by herself and calls into the darkness* “H-HEWWO??”

DM: the building collapses, killing you instantly.

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yourplayersaidwhat

DM: Your dreams are plagued with writhing, slimy tentacles, leaving you feeling immensely disturbed. Bard (ooc): Can I roll to see if I’m into it? DM: Please do not.

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@merak-zoran

merak-zoran

The only rolling I’m doing is over so these tentacles can work this bu

#bats

predical

My friend told me that his strength trainer in high school was a ripped power top bear whose boyfriend was also a massive bear. The two bears actually wrestled for an hour before their first time having sex to establish which was the dominant one.

To this day, I still think that to be the most masculine thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Straight men need to up their game.

lesbianpatronsaint

I’m really tired and confuse, why was a woodland animal teach ur friend how to lift weights?

predical

you’re precious

#MIG AND KILLIAN

imaginedsoldier

Being a DM and writing your own campaigns is like buying your cats an elaborate cat condo and watching those dumb idiots spend 4 days in the box it came in eating packing peanuts

kijiboop

*slams the reblog so fast*

#JOSH

geniusoflove

sorry about my huge cool muscles everyone. apologies for my large powerful form

geniusoflove

guys im really sorry about my big ole muscles that can lift things super good. can’t say it enough how sorry i am

#coach mig #slothful jeremiah

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likethetapeworm

dumb idiot thinks I’m holding food, more at 7

adulthoodisokay

OH MY GOSH

#coach mig

donutfloats

Cynder gives us a friendly reminder

#coach mig

meowmagica-moved-deactivated201

how to deal with the undead

#coach mig

yourplayersaidwhat

player: i’d like to be a gecko

me (DM): you want to be a what

player: a gecko

me:

player: his name is Blizzard Lizzard the Lizard Wizard

me:

player: his last name is Smith

#juan

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#brynn?

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flowerinaflame

#edricor #marcy

yourplayersaidwhat

bard: “i need to go rescue my girlfriend!” everybody else: “you just met!” bard: “im a LESBIAN ok”

#mig and killian

finalgirldave

this letter board i bought was a very wise decision

lightbrand

archery without limits

#leogeon

yourplayersaidwhat

“I pull out my longbow and say “What’s good, bitch?””

— Ranger, upon being caught trying to steal from the thieves guild

#alea

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elliegoose

when a bard uses vicious mockery what they say comes out sounding incomprehensibly bass boosted and that’s how it causes physical damage

andisupreme

Bard:

#leogeon #coach mig

thesnadger

Concept: That scene in every 90s high school movie where someone shows the new kid around the cafeteria (”that table is the nerds, those are the jocks, the goths, the cheerleeders” etc) except it’s a medieval tavern and each table has a different d&d class.

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“So, let’s start from the outside in; you may be wondering why the walls are zig-zagged like that, that’s so there are enough dark, shadowy corners for all the lonesome, mysterious rangers who only go by one-word nicknames.

“Over by the kitchens you see the Goth Kids; four warlocks, a necromancer and a Barbarian who got confused.

“By the bar you’ll find the Bards, of course; fun to listen to but don’t stop to talk or you’ll wake up tomorrow morning with no money, having drunk it all.

“The sober-looking bunch playing cards are the Assassins. They spend the entire game making subtle threats at one another but none of them do anything without getting paid so you’re probably okay.

“And those bros chugging entire barrels of mead and punching each other are the Fighters. Fun guys, if a little slow- oh, except Eddie, he’s an Eldritch Knight and is a little odd, but brighter than you’d think.

“God botherers over by the entrance are the Clerics and Paladins. Either group on their own are fine; Clerics drink like fish and Pallys tell great stories, but together they’re like…God Off.

“And, the greatest people on earth, the “Nerds”; Wizards and Sorcerers. First lot have lots of cash, second makes them spend it.”

“And who’s the funny fellow sitting on the ground outside?”

“Ah, just a Monk. Most don’t drink, and the ones that do…they’re a bit much, even for this place.”

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