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A compass, the land often wishes to lead you astray.

A cloak, extra thick to shield you from the elements

A backpack, to carry all your things.

Always, always bring at least two extra pairs of socks. Facing an orc horde on your own with only a breadstick is not as bad as wet feet. Bring socks.

Enough food to get two towns over. You never know when you may get lost.

A sword, trusty and true.

At least one small keepsake or charm, to remind you of a home left behind.

A knife, for chopping food and vines and who knows what else?

A comfortable pair of boots, that will not chafe or blister.

Did I mention the socks should be thick and comfy?

Always remember your tinderbox

Camera person: Do a 3-flip!

[Person being filmed takes a drink from a bottle and does a trick on their skateboard]

DJ, stopping the music only to speak: Alright, stop with the fucking thing there on the wheels, with the board, and the fucking dancefloor. Okay? FUCK. [music immediately continues]

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

We go from this:

From this beautiful menacing bastard that I would gladly let raise me from the dead.

To this: