Hogwarts Is Home

bring it AROUND town

real Netflix and chill is like 30 minutes of “what do you want to watch” “I don’t care you choose” “no you choose”

so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying

Your brother is golden

I hope its ok if i add to this. My dad has one eye. Hes cheap so when halloween comes around, insted of paying for candy, he has an empty bowl full of empty rapers. So when kids come for candy he pretends his eye hurts and plopts out his eye into the bowl and start freaking out. Every. Time.

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

A+ use of Chicago gif

seriously this is what they look like

me

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

everyone who is making fun of banksy and dismaland should watch this and think twice about what they’re saying. this is serious.

oh my god 

this is like an irl halloween shitpost

This gets funnier every time.  I that means guess Banksy succeeded?

I’m so in love w Death