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[touches swimming pool] livia…

im still kind of annoyed that they retconned her acquiring the scepter of orr herself and said she only got it because of isgarren. can women do anything

#i will forever die mad about this #she was one of my faves ever since i met her in gw1 and then they just completely annihilated her character in gw2 #i know it was just included for gw1 nostalgia but genuinely i wish they'd just not bothered to bring her to 2 at all at this point #i also just hate how gw2 treats their women + minorities but we won't go there today

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birdplushie

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

#nico robin #has lived in my brain rent free for like 20 years

birdplushie

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

#good post op

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#goliath from gargoyles tryin to kill me #michael myers halloween trying to save me #tbh i dont think goliath WOULD try to kill me. but if he did want to i know he could absolutely do it despite MICHAEL??? trying to save me #michael saves me just so he can take me out himself #man i should rewatch gargoyles. it's been waaayyyyyy too long

aristidemakricosta

my favorite trope isn’t really “forbidden love.” it’s “strongly disapproved of love.” no one can stop the two characters from being together; it’s not illegal, but, boy howdy, nobody likes it very much.

#caudetha

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drtrinitysantos

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

iguanamouth

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

thetyrannosaur

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

skiingcows

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

#fuckin CLASSIC

my-dailydreams

#LMAO me sending pics of my cat doing the same damn thing in the same damn spot every day :')#kitties

blurds

do you have an "about" page with relevant information about yourself (eg pronouns, a name you go by, etc)? only i like your blog but always feel strange about following blogs with no face so to speak

I’ve answered this before so we’re going to do this bullet points style

-If there are categories of people you don’t want to follow please assume I belong to all of them

-If you need my demographic info before you can decide if you agree with my opinion or not please disagree with my opinions

-Please assume I am up to no good - this is a good thing to assume with any blog on here - even blogs with faces may be no-faces in disguise

-All of the information you want has been posted here at one time or another if you want to know but I like having that threshold of difficulty in place - if you want to get your creep on I want you to have to work for it

-I am hoping the irony of your having sent this ask anonymously is not lost on you

And, for all bloggers everywhere, a quick reminder: you don’t owe anybody jack shit!

all-women-kick-ass

followers with pets reblog this and tell me what your pet is doing at this very moment in the tags

#mojo (cat) is pancaking on my lap snoring SO hard - turned the heated blanket on for him so i'm a little hot but he's happy

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signifiedsatyr

Slides this on to your feed. A few folks misread my writing out that a submarine is sexy as slublings are sexy during Day 1 of Tyria Pride. Slub, sub, close enough.

#gw2 #SLUBLING <3

xiaohongshu-for-you

koi-jyu

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

#this absolutely took me out #thanks for sharing HAHAHAHAH

isabellecantread

i enjoy the miserable girl character.

#nico robin #:)

charl0ttan

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

yoshspace

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

#LOL

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aroace-ryland-grace

I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

#SO TRUE

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

#AAAAAAA #MOJO #KITTIES #i love him dearly but holy shit

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