overwhelming sense of dread™

they called him jack the ripper because he would take fat rips off the bong and then jack offf

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

How am I supposed to go back to being a humble potter with all these memories of war and bloodshed stuck in my brain like parasites on a sick dog?

Drag path, but it's Shiro who sees too much of himself in Keith, and Keith who unconsciously repeats all the bad choices Shiro made, including abandoning the man he loves to follow his dream.

the classic roll onto side and sleep for two more hours trick - ill try it now!

i wake up and ten thousand years have passed. i dreamt of watching a light rain fall onto a stormy sea. theres nothing left of anything.

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling