overwhelming sense of dread™

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

person (non-practicing)

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable