Watch Me Bleed

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

how can i get into someone's nightmares i have a message to send

Women are really hot and I'm really gay