My posts (I'm insane, I know)

Driving game concept: A game where you're driving the truck that hits all the isekai protagonists. They become highlighted in a special colour when you get close enough. You lose points for missing them, and also lose points for hitting someone who was not destined to become an isekai protagonist.

Kind of bleak for a 13 year old daughter but if my parents were Kim and Kanye I'd be emo af too

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

im like anthony bourdain if he didnt go anywhere or eat any good food and was broke

horror concept: you are a woman and you are getting married

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

Honest to god(s), that's actually not a bad idea. (Not talking about the state inforced bisexuality obviously) If one assumes bisexuality on everyone, a lot of "omg but i thought you were gay" or "hhahaha wait bro are you joking or being fr" comments would cease to exist, which would be a net positive.

Oh. Shit.

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

It’s vitally important that people remember that no matter how many followers someone has on here they’re still literally just some person with a blog and not, like, The Authority on anything.

happy pride

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral