the dark knight and loyal protector

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

"i am the nice" - kind batman

"I asked ChatGPT about-" well, I asked the apparition of Bruce Wayne, who lives in my mind and literally knows everything. And he told me that he was Vengeance, that he was the Night, and that he was, indeed, Batman.

people are always talking about how they accept & support neurodivergent people but still jump and gasp when they notice me lurking in the shadows

im shadowmaxxing bro. im gloompilled. i would never enter a sunbeam like some sort of light-loving suncel. now if you’ll excuse me, ive got to get back to dark corner farming

Holy Knight of the East just texted me “you need vitamin D bro.” what is that. whats a vitamin