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Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

Can you swap their heads ?

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

hey welcome to my evil lair, good job beating my minions. yeah hold on before i fight you let me just stand directly underneath this massive iron chandelier held up by four ropes connected to big stakes at each corner of the room. like an idiot

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

me going in the gender neutral bathroom to pee