there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly