CEO of Dumbassery™

Basil/Crow/Orchid. You can call me Bas. I go by they/he. I'm aroace. I'm a minor.

I read a lot of fanfics. Mostly dsmp. This is where I'm going to yell about them. If you don't already know, I've yelled about His Curse of Binding over on my main account with my friend @productofaritual . This is just where I'll be yelling about them even more.

Interests -

Mcyt - mostly dsmp

Horror games

Object shows

Splatoon

Cuphead

EPIC the Musical

Hamilton

DNI -

Dream Team fans, Wilbur Soot supporters, people who ship cc's who are uncomfortable with it, transphobes, homophobes, sexists, racists, & art stealers. Anything else I don't like? That's why I have a block button :)

Things I enjoy -

Writing

Animating

Drawing

Playing piano

Playing games

Talking to friends

Other blogs -

@go0dvib3s - my main

@crowsartcorner - my art spam place

@sparksydraws - my object show blog

Tags -

Same as my main.

#Crow rants

#Crow asks

#Crows art

#Crow writes

#Crows quotes

#Crow art dump

#Random shit crow says

#Crow rambles

#Crow idk

Probably more i can't think of

ALONG WITH THIS. any fics ive suggested and enjoy will be added to the fic list and will be TAGGED BY NAME in as many posts as I remember, so if you're looking for rants or silly asks about those fics, look up the tag of the name of the fic on this account!

The only ones so far being:

#it's okay it's a strategy (to ensure I remain)

#his curse of binding / #hcob

My favorite DSMP fanfics (in order) -

-it's okay, it's a strategy (to ensure I remain)

-his curse of binding

-caution: may bite

-passerine

-butterfly reign

Others I can't think of currently

First, WHY DOES NOBODY TRUST ANYBODY IN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE. IT'S ALL GONNA COME CRUMBLING DOWN AT YOU, YOU KNOW THAT??? YOU REALIZE- oh they can't hear me they've got airpods in

Second, I am willing to accept hero in training!Ranboo because one, him straight up telling a lie brought me unimaginable amounts of story enjoyment and two, I want more Ranboo&Techno moments because I love them. Pls. If I am given more of that duo (that we'll pretend like I DIDN'T forget the name of) I will forgive just about everything else

OK I STOPPED READING MIDWAY THROUGH A PARAGRAPH SO I'M SURE IT GETS EXPLAINED BUT. WHAT IS RANBOO DOING AT THE GODDAMN HERO HQ. WHAT IS THE PLAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. GO BACK HOME. NO. THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. OUT. OUT I SAY. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GUESS AND I DON'T WANT ONE GO AWAY

(No it's okay i don't mind i just answer them in bulk LMAO)

Also can I just say it's so genius on the author's part that Tubbo and Tommy are the only ones who always sleep separate because one of them always takes the couch and the other the bed UGH such a simple way to do that and it works PERFECTLY

Until, of course, it stops working, but call that prediction #4

Like yes beware of the greatest trigger of all, the average Karen

I'll give you a moment to breathe through the horror HSJDHDJDYEUDHJDHD

I fucking HATE Karens they should uhh

Does Schlatt like. KNOW? Like does he know that's Tubbo? (If it is, I'm basing this on prediction #2 that Torpedo is actually Tubbo) And if that's the case why can't he just go get Tubbo like in civil? Is Tubbo running away from him?

That's my prediction. Tubbo ran away from Schlatt and he's hiding but Schlatt recognized him/his powers in the vigilante and is now trying to hunt him down.

Lets see how wrong I'll be :D

Good question!

He's gonna fuck something up in the kitchen isn't he

Also LET'S GO BENCHTRIO MY BELOVEDS IMMEDIATELY ESTABLISHED WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS IS ON THE FIRST LINE. HE HASN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET AND THE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY GOING CRAZY /j

The story was fun to read and is overall my favorite dsmp fanfic, surpassing even his curse of binding, something I've talked about a lot on this account.

I haven't re-read it in a while, but i never see people talk about it. It's not as well known as most, and it being only on wattpad likely doesn't help. I haven't seen in on ao3, but I might have missed it? It's an amazing story, I wish more people talked about it.