the most blessederos in westeros

You aren’t born gay. You chose to watch Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost featuring the Hex Girls and now you’re like this.

stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.

stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb

stop making things. inventions also peaked with phineas and ferb

@1gb

I am LOSING my GODDAMN MIND

Nothing will ever beat this

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

@jhenne-bean

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom