Based God Con Don

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

seducing them with my :3

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

the weed vape pen really changed the entire fucking game forever. 

like ok im gonna go consume more thc than a lid of weed in 1978 while using the bathroom at my job. 

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

sentence that makes you burst into tears

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?